Do you remember the other day when I said some friends rolled through my place for a couple of days? Well I was sweeping up my floor today and when I put the broom under my bed, I pulled out what I thought was a dirty rag. I was sure that they had left it, and I found myself wondering what they had spilled that they needed to use the rag for. I then took a closer look at the now more visible object laying at my feet to relize that it was no rag at all, but instead crumpled, heavily used women’s underware. That 19 year old half filipino girl that I had never met before left/forgot her dirty panties under my bed. What could this mean?
First of all let me say that I did not flirt with this girl, I did not make eyes with her, she was cute, but 5 years younger than me and not very mature, so I wasn’t even attracted to her. Nevertheless, in contemplation of these panties, there are options:
a) They were shoved down there in the heat of the moment and forgotten about.
b) She is marking her territory by leaving her scent.
c) She did it to get under my skin.
i) She didn’t care for me, and this act was to upset me.
ii) She was crushing on me, and this is how she’s letting me know she’s interested.
iii) It is a purely “punk” act done for the idea of it alone.
I’m thinking that it’s a 99% chance that “A” is the correct answer. The other ones are just fun to think about. But yeah, I dunno, tell me what you think. Gonna have to take out the trash ASAP so my roommate doesn’t get the wrong idea.
Anyways, click above for a kind of kinky mix. I think that it started out pretty strong, I even did a bit of a mashup for the first two songs. The last few transitions are a little rough, but at the end of the day I stand by my song selection. 7.5 out of 10 overall - check it out.
Tracklist (right click to download)
Picture Plane - Beyond Fantasy
Mos Def - The Panties (Zero Tolerance Remix) (b3science edit)
The Drums - Money
The Dream - Panties to the Side
The Weeknd - Rolling Stone (Grandtheft Extended Dub)
Dominique Young Unique - Show My Ass
Those Darlins - Be Your Bro